Decline of civilization
Breakfast today? Iced coffee and beef sticks. I’m jet fueled, baby!
I saw an ad today for some restaurant chain that’s starting to grow called Slutty Vegan. With burgers called “one night stand,” “sloppy toppy,” and “fussy hussy.”
They put Slut Dust(trademarked, of course) on their fries….. yeah.
When the food isn’t that great, I guess you gotta attract attention somehow. Wish these modern day adults would grow up. I’m tired, boss.